They are the most attentive pair,
Their senses constantly on the alert
For verbal faux pas; and because they care,
They will most violently assert
Their right to random remonstrations if their feelings hurt;
Providing you behave, they are the friendliest of folk –
But always at the ready with opinions pert;
Because they are the king and queen of woke.

You may cross them if you dare,
But only if your brain is quite inert;
And if you have a soul to bare
Concerning issues they would rather skirt –
Far better bare it in the pub to a bloke named Bert,
For at your peril you provoke
The left-wing aristocracy, or they will dish the dirt;
Because they are the king and queen of woke.

If I were you I’d say a prayer,
And if you speak to them, best make it curt,
Or you will get a stony stare –
They’d rather see you homeless, living in a yurt
If you decide the truth to blithely blurt;
If you’re in business, you would soon be stony broke –
They’d sue your pants off, followed by your shirt;
Because they are the king and queen of woke.

Envoy

Prince, hidden in your country lair,
You enjoy the odd off-colour joke;
But though PC’s enough to make you swear,
You bow to right-on royalty – the king and queen of woke.

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